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#220788 - 03/18/15 10:23 AM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Q. What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? A. Two points like everybody else. Q. Where do skunks go to pray? A. The Pew. Q. Where do horses go shopping? A. Old-neighvy. _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220790 - 03/18/15 06:03 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	I tried a couple of times but couldn't get the video to play. Bet she had a choreographer show her some moves beforehand, however. Both Michelle and Barack are engagingly charismatic people. And I enjoy seeing their public appearances. _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220807 - 03/25/15 09:25 AM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Q. What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? A. Look grandfather, no hands! Q. Why are horses always so fit? A. Because they're on a stable diet. Q. What three words are guaranteed to humiliate men? A. Hold my purse! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220825 - 04/08/15 11:27 AM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me. Q. How do you make Holy water? A. You boil the hell out of it. Q. What makes a forum? A. A two-um plus a two-um... _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220829 - 04/09/15 01:21 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Boomer in Chief Registered: 03/11/10 Posts: 3212 Loc: Illinois	Ha Ha ! Thanks _________________________ Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com www.boomerlifestyle.com www.boomerco.com
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#220836 - 04/15/15 12:07 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Q. What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? A. "Shoe!" Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny. Q. Why do hummingbirds hum? A. Because they don't know the words. _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220837 - 04/15/15 04:46 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Boomer in Chief Registered: 03/11/10 Posts: 3212 Loc: Illinois	Good ones, Jabber! _________________________ Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com www.boomerlifestyle.com www.boomerco.com
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#220843 - 04/22/15 06:04 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Q. What did the ocean say to the beach? A. Nothing, it just waved. Q. What food did scientists discover diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A. Wedding cake. Q. What should you give a man that has everything? A. A woman to show him how everything works. _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220844 - 04/29/15 09:31 AM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	When a chauffeur buys a limo and twenty years pass without getting even one customer, what does he have to show fer it? And here's an over excited spring gardener who wet his plants! When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#220845 - 04/29/15 03:15 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Boomer in Chief Registered: 03/11/10 Posts: 3212 Loc: Illinois	You've cleary found a wonderful source for great jokes, Jabber. Great ones, each week! Thanks! _________________________ Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com www.boomerlifestyle.com www.boomerco.com
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