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#221093 - 12/08/15 09:23 AM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Q. Where does the snowman hide his money? A. In the snow bank. -------------------------------------------------------- Q. What is a parent's favorite Christmas song? A. Silent night. -------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why do mummies like the holidays? A. Because of all the wrappings. _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#221094 - 12/10/15 12:16 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Boomer in Chief Registered: 03/11/10 Posts: 3212 Loc: Illinois	More good jokes, Jabber. thanks! _________________________ Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com www.boomerlifestyle.com www.boomerco.com
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#221104 - 12/16/15 07:31 AM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Q. What do you call a bankrupt Santa? A. Saint Nickel-less. ------------------------------------------------------ Q. What nationality is Santa? A. North-polish. ------------------------------------------------------ Q. What does Santa bring bad boys and girls? A. A bag of batteries with a note saying, "Toys Are not included!" _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#221105 - 12/17/15 01:53 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Boomer in Chief Registered: 03/11/10 Posts: 3212 Loc: Illinois	One week until Santa comes, so thanks for the Santa jokes, Jabber! _________________________ Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com www.boomerlifestyle.com www.boomerco.com
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#221106 - 12/22/15 07:22 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	The holiday season: a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. --------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A. Frost-bite! --------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A. He had low ELF esteem! --------------------------------------------------------------- _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#221109 - 12/23/15 02:43 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Boomer in Chief Registered: 03/11/10 Posts: 3212 Loc: Illinois	Thanks, Jabber! I look forward to your Wednesday jokes, and these are fun - as well as seasonal. _________________________ Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com www.boomerlifestyle.com www.boomerco.com
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#221115 - 12/29/15 09:11 AM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. ----------------------------------------------------------------- An optimist stays up until midnight to see da New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure da old year leaves! ----------------------------------------------------------------- On New Year's Eve Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#221116 - 12/29/15 02:01 PM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
Anne Holmes Boomer in Chief Registered: 03/11/10 Posts: 3212 Loc: Illinois	Ha ha - love em, especially the last one, Jabber! _________________________ Boomer in Chief of Boomer Women Speak and the National Association of Baby Boomer Women. www.nabbw.com www.boomerwomenspeak.com www.boomerlifestyle.com www.boomerco.com
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#221126 - 01/05/16 08:55 AM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: Anne Holmes]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	His New Year's resolution is to not shovel snow this winter. Since he'll be in Florida, he feels pretty good about keeping this decision this year. ----------------------------------------------------------------- The first week of January, gyms and yoga classes everywhere are packed with people who made New Year's resolution to tone up. It's like sardines in those gatherings. Big sardines. But they're all gone by February! ----------------------------------------------------------------- This New Year's she resolved to lead a better life. Now all she has to do is find someone who'll trade lives with her! _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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#221133 - 01/12/16 09:12 AM Re: Worst Joke Wednesday... [Re: jabber]
jabber Member Registered: 02/17/05 Posts: 10032 Loc: New York State	Did you know? It is impossible to lick your elbow? ------------------------------------------------------------- A form of sanitation in New York City was maintained in the 1840's that included the use of thousands of pigs, which roamed the street and ate all the garbage. ------------------------------------------------------------- It is reported that among the items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members admit bin Laden had been an avid reader. _________________________ https://www.amazon.com/author/bonnie.mill-lemke https://kdp.amazon.com/en_US/bookshelf
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